AISubs v3.7
- Hi, I'm Shibata. - Hi, I'm Hiroto.
- I'm Taiki. - And I'm Tetsuya.
Today, we're at a deserted place in Mikawa.
We don't need this, do we?
We don't need Goby to change.
- We don't need it. - We don't need it, right?
Your way of speaking changes on its own.
- It's too strong. - You're too genius.
We gathered here at 8.30 today, right?
I was late for about 5 minutes.
Tetsuya was late for about 10 minutes, right?
I was late for about 14 minutes, right?
- Why were you late? - I took the wrong road, right?
- What about you? - Well...
I thought I'd be late for about 10 minutes.
- You're the worst. - You're annoying.
- You're trying to trick me, huh? - You're annoying.
- If you were a little late, you'd have waited a little, right? - No, no.
I thought I could use Grand Kuji, so I set it at 8.30.
That's my pity.
I came at 8.30.
When I'm late, I think, "If it's up to there, I can do it in a few minutes,"
and the moment I enter the navigation, it's 8.38 when I arrived.
"Ah, I made a mistake." There's a lot of that.
To tell you what's wrong with it,
it has a very weak sense of how far it is from here to here and how long it will take.
What's that?
- Oh, is it your first time? - That's...
- It's an airplane. - That's an airplane, huh?
Wow, you're noisy.
- How do you do that? - I do it like this!
- So, this time... - How far is it from here to there?
- And how long does it take for us to move? - We're going to compete for that.
- We're going to split up into two teams. - Okay, split up into two teams.
- My body just split up naturally. - We're going to split up into "running" and "setting" teams.
- For the "running" team, we're going to say "ready, go!" and run all the way to the finish line.
- I'm going to measure the time, and you're going to tell me what it is. - I'm going to measure it?
- And based on that time, you're going to tell me whether you ran 50 meters or not.
- That's it for now. - And for the "setting" team, you're going to tell me where you want to start and where you want to finish.
- It can be 50 meters, or it can be longer or shorter than 50 meters.
- It's up to you two to decide how many errors you're going to make. - Okay.
- And the "setting" team is going to say, "50 meters! It's not 50 meters!"
- If you're wrong, you're going to get points for those errors in the "setting" team.
- If you're right, you're going to get points for those errors in the "setting" team.
- And if you set it to 50 meters, if you keep saying "doubt", you're going to be safe.
- In that case, you'll get three points for each team.
- Let's do this over and over again, and you're going to say it 15 times.
- 15 times? That's going to be an insane video. - Even in the morning, it's going to be a lot of work.
- When we were doing the "setting" team, we said "30 meters" at first.
- And then we had "running and jumping" after that. - We had one more song?
- We were going to make it in two hours. - It might be a full song.
- Can you do it with this content?
- What's that? - That's an airplane.
- What's that? It's so loud. Can you do something about it? - Please let me go!
- We're back. - You were so mature just now.
- There was even a little insert. - Shall we run now?
- We'll set up now. - Yes.
- I finished my work at 8 today. - All you have to do is watch and laugh.
- Please watch carefully. - I want to do it!
- I'll go over there now. - Okay, let's go.
- I think we can go like this. - We can go quite far.
- I think 53 is just right. - But 3 doesn't taste good.
- Let's go with 4. - Okay, 54 meters.
- Let's go! - We're ready!
- Wow, I wonder what this is like. - Is that the goal?
- It's here! - Two boobs are the goal!
- Is it far away? - Is it?
- I don't know. - Isn't it like this at 50?
- Shall we go? - Yes!
- Get ready for position. - It's random!
- Seriously! - No, no, no!
- Wait, wait! - What are you saying?
- You just pushed it, didn't you? - Get ready for position.
- I told you it was random! - Your gut is broken!
- Even your gut is random. - Can we go for the first step?
- No, you're out. - What?!
- Let's go! - Okay!
- On your mark... get set...
- Go! - What?!
- In the end...
- You're late, Sasae! - Sasae!
- Get together! - Get together!
- Which way? - Hey!
- Huh? What's going on? - You're out of time.
- Hey! Old man! - Stop it!
- Why are you late today? - Well... I'm injured.
- Why?! - I got hit by my shoes and it hurts like hell.
- Hey! - Hey!
My nose is itchy!
Ah, it's hard!
- Okay, Ryo's time. - Yes.
9.43 seconds.
- If you think about it normally, it'd be really slow if it was 50. - Yeah.
But it's a lot easier than I thought.
- But I thought it'd be a little longer if you just ran normally. - I thought so too.
- Well, it's closer to a doubt, isn't it? Shall we try it? - Yeah.
Doubt!
- Excellent! - Yay!
- I knew it! - How many meters is this?
- This is... - 82 meters.
- What?! - It's been a while!
- You surprised me! - It's just right!
- It's 54 meters now. - Ah!
- Ah, it's only that much. - This team gets - 4 points.
- Yes! - I see.
- That's how it is. - Eh, you can do it with 4?
- You know it? - You know it?
- Isn't it just a little feeling? - That's right.
- This is the starting position. - And the direction is free.
- It's free. - Shall we go over there or not?
- Let's do that. - Yes.
- 29 more times. - No way!
- I'm tired.
- How about this? - Yeah.
- Let's stop at a place where we think it's 50 meters and measure it. - I see.
- That's interesting. - Isn't it this much? - I know!
- I think this is 50 meters. - We'll set up the "50" that Sazae-san mentioned this time!
- Ah, I see! It's just right! - It's funny!
- I see, it's 15 meters. - Yes!
- Attention! - Ah!
- Ready!
- Ah! It's the same pace! - Amazing!
- Oh, it's slow! - The current time...
- 7 seconds, 8, 1. - Oh, it's normal.
- Well, if it's 50, it's normal. - You said it was short...
- Well, I know. I needed a bit more guts. "Huh? It's over!" I felt like it.
- Let's go, Daido! - Let's go for it!
- Daido! - Go for it!
- Amazing! - It was quiet, right? - It's amazing!
- So far, 45 meters. - Oh!
- So, minus 5 points! - Damn it!
- 5 is too long! - Okay, let's go quickly.
- Okay, let's go! - Let's go!
- Should we go in fours? - I want to try if this is effective or not.
- Here we go! - Come on!
- On your marks, get set... - Go!
- Oh, they're pretty aggressive. - Huh? Isn't it too short?
- I don't really have a problem with this. - It's short, right?
- It's short, but... - So far, 8.12 seconds.
- I think it's short. - Are you ready?
- Okay, doubt! - You just said "doubt," didn't you?
- It's doubt. - There we go!
- So far, 49 meters. - Huh? That's dangerous!
- It's actually pretty dangerous! - You know that?
- So far, minus 1 point. - Let's go, Soku. - Okay!
- Should we go this way? - If we go towards the rocks...
- I don't think we'll be able to give it all we've got. - Don't think too much about it.
- Are you really going to speed up? - Maybe you should speed up first.
- Here we go. - Huh? What's going on?!
- Don't run! - On your marks...
You can't go any further than this! It's a volcano!
It's a volcano, so you can't go any further!
Watch out! I'm scared!
- You guys... - This is so funny!
- What's going on?! - This isn't a competition anymore!
- Time, 9.94 seconds. - You're slow.
- Yeah, you're slow. - No, but if you do this for one second...
- No, I think you're doing it forcibly, so this is... - It's a doubt, right?
Doubt!
- Hit it, you bastard! - Hit it like this!
- This is perfect for 50 meters!
Even though it's 50 meters, you said it's a doubt, so this team...
- Gets 3 extra points. - Yay!
- So, we'll start from here. - Okay.
- Let's go for the first hole. - Okay.
On your marks...
A color cone that looks like a boobie is facing this way! What should we do?!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
This is just another random competition!
You're slow!
Time, 9.16 seconds.
- I don't feel anything. - I think it's 50 meters.
- If you don't feel anything, it's probably 50 meters. - Yeah.
50!
- Well done. - Whoa!
- What's with them?! - Their bodies just accepted it!
- Are they strong?! - Okay, minus 3 points.
- Minus 3 points, okay. - This is bad.
- No matter how you think about it, there's a lot of guns here. - Oh!
- I noticed something good! - As expected!
- As expected of you! - This is like...
What do you think of guns?
Well, what's good about it is...
You can listen to your subordinates.
- Yeah! - We don't say "guns" here.
- Yeah. - "Future"! - "Future"!
- That's awesome! - Yeah!
On your marks...
Get set...
- Go for it! - Let's go!
- Time, 8.81 seconds. - Yeah.
- 50 meters, isn't it? - You don't know?
- You like it, don't you? - Yeah!
- Wow! - What?
- Minus 3 points. - Wow! That was close!
And now, I have a surprise gift for you two.
- Huh? - What do you mean?
- It decreased 9 times. - Wow!
- That's impressive! - Impressive!
- Wow, it's 9! - It decreased 6 times!
- So it's 1/3 of what it used to be? - Wow, that's perfect!
Let's hear the score now.
- We've been minus 3 points. - So...
- Tetsu's score is... - 5!
- Minus 5! - Minus 5!
- Our score is... - Minus 8!
- Yeah! - Oh, that's a good match!
- Minus 3 points. - So it's minus forever?
- It's basically a minus match. - I'm getting sad.
- This is the middle of the match. - Okay!
- I'll do my best. - I can finally relax.
- I'll do my best. - I'll do my best.
I think I can do it.
TETSU'S SCORE IS...
- I'll start! - Get ready!
- Time, 7.90 seconds. - Huh? That's surprisingly fast.
- 9.0 seconds, huh? - I thought it'd be long.
I feel like it's different depending on the time.
I think I was a little faster than before.
There's a part where I started, and it's perfect, or a little short.
I feel like it's long, but it might be perfect.
It's like, "Let's go with 50 seconds until you miss it."
TETSU'S SCORE IS...
- No... - No...
- Don't say it! - Don't say it!
- I feel like I'm a bear. - Don't say it!
- I'll look far away. - I'm scared.
- 50! - Thank you.
- Yay! - Yay!
- I saw it in your face, but I didn't know.
- Yay! - Yay!
- There's no point in trying to break it. - Whoa, that scared me!
- What are you going to do? - Huh? What do you think is good?
- Well, 50 is a good price. - Yeah.
- I think 50 is good. - I'll give you 3 points.
- I'll go with 50. - Okay, 50.
- It's not an enemy, right? If you buy it like this. - It's an enemy.
- Oh, it's an enemy! - It's an enemy.
It's an enemy, so it's not a collar.
- Oh, it's normal. Oh, that... - Yeah, it's fine.
- It's just an enemy. - It's just an enemy.
- Hey, fix it there! - Yes, sir!
- Eh? Stop it! - You're nice!
- Let's do it once at 49 and then the other 50 will go "pfft" and let it go. - I see.
- Ready? - Fight!
- Fight, fight! - Alright! - Fight, fight!
- Alright! - Time... 7.90 seconds. - That's fast!
- Did you miss it? - No, I did my best.
- I didn't do my best. - Why did you do your best?
- Man, I feel like it's gonna be short. - I think it's gonna be short.
- Doubt! - You're right!
- You guys are so precise! - It's 49 meters now.
- That's crazy! - That's amazing!
- Eh? - Minus one point. - For real?
- Five times in a row. - Yes, sir! - How many meters is that?
- It's 15 meters. - Ready?
- Fight! - Eh? - It's like...
- Time... 9.56 seconds. - I thought it would be short before I ran, but it felt like it was long after I ran.
- Is it possible that it's long? - I think it's more than 54 meters.
- If you say it's more than 54 meters, you might not get a point.
- Should we say it like that? - Yeah. - 50!
- Oh, you idiot! - Wow!
- Yes! Yes! - What is it?
- We set it at... 55 meters! - Wow!
- Boom, boom, boom, boom! - I'm so happy!
- Wow! - We got a point!
- Awesome! - This feels so good!
- It's seriously huge! - There's a chance we've been doing too well so far.
- Isn't this five-pointer big? - Yes!
- This is big. - Let's get this one.
- If you cheer for us, we'll work a little harder. - Yeah.
- Based on what we said earlier, if we set it a little longer and cheer a lot, we might forget about 50 meters.
- We might forget about 2 meters. - Yeah.
- Ready... - Fight!
- Cheers, fight! - You can do it!
- Let's fight! - You can do it!
- Let's win this!
- Fight!
- 9.41 seconds. - Huh?
- 9 seconds based on what we said earlier.
- I think we were the fastest.
- That's why we were cheering for you for such a long time.
- We can't make you go faster! - I thought about that too.
- It's either one of them.
- About 56 meters.
- Let's do it!
- Fight!
- 55 meters.
- Damn it! - We countered it.
- We caught up!
- We have 5 points now.
- It's big! - Damn it!
- 6 times in a row.
- Here, only one person can run.
- The person in charge will focus on one person. - I see.
- Which one will you choose? - I don't care.
- You're bugging me a little.
- I don't care!
- If you run away, you can't talk anymore.
- You can only say "meow".
- Meow!
- It's like 55 degrees right now. - We should use it.
- Meow! - Meow!
- He used it! - He made it in 5 minutes!
- Can you give me more rice? - I can use it well!
- Meow! - He asks me for rice and..
It's a cat!
LOL
What's with the good shot count?
I said 55 seconds earlier...
So I'll empty my stomach with 45 seconds.
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
You can do it!
Doraemon's time...
7.54 seconds!
It should be short, but...
Who won?!
- Me! - Yay!
- Congrats! - Congrats!
- Alright! - Yay!
- It's pretty short. - Doraemon...
45 seconds!
Yay!
You're doing it!
Doraemon, 5 points!
I lost it!
My stomach hurts!
Which one will you go for?
I'm not sure about this one...
I think Imemori did a good job with this one.
So I'll go with Shibayu.
Okay.
52 seconds... I'm serious about this one.
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
- You can do it! - You're doing it!
- You're doing it!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
Your time...
8.93 seconds!
- That one? - That one?
I think it's pretty long...
About 53 seconds.
Start!
Omigeto!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I can't believe it! - Wow!
- That one was amazing! - Wow!
It's been amazing for a while now!
That one was 52 seconds!
- The minus 2 points... - It's 52 seconds!
- However... - Huh?
- Here... - Huh?
- To no accident! - To no accident!
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- Actually, if you do it 3 more times... - Yeah!
- You'll lose your chalk pouch! - Wow!
- I see! - That's huge!
- I don't know the time! - I see!
- That was the index! - Yeah...
- A lot of things can happen in this game! - Yeah!
Shibayume's team has -11 points, and Tetsuya's team has -13 points.
- We're a little behind. - Yeah, we're leading by a little.
- If we have two points, we're fine. - Well, can we go over there?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Go, go, go! - Ready...
- It's long! - A little long?
- I think it's a little long... - Ah, but if we have 50 points, we can get 3 points, right?
- Well, if we're both long, it's long. - Date!
- DJ world! - Yeah!
- It's dangerous! - Yeah, 55 meters!
- Again?! - Yay!
- It's long! - It's really long!
- If we're both long, we can get 3 points, right? - I think it's around here.
- Wow! - It's long!
- Wow, that's amazing!
- Huh?! - It's amazing!
- It's a little long for me, too.
- It feels like it's long... Okay, let's go!
- DJ world!
- Ready...
- Ah!
- Go!
- Go, go!
- You don't know the time? - I don't know, so...
- It's long. - Huh?!
- Huh? Is it short? - No, I think it's "just".
- Wow! - No, I'll believe in "just".
- Can I? - Yeah. - "Just"!
- Excellent! - Yes!
- Amazing! - You got 3 points!
- Wow! - Huh, isn't this the same score?
- Isn't it the same score? - Yeah.
- Really?! - Two more rounds! - Two more rounds!
- Hahaha! - This is funny!
- This is a funny game!
- This is "just". - Huh?!
- Also... Tonoblind!
- What?! - What about Tonoblind?! - From now on...
- I'll tell you if you're right or wrong...
- But I won't tell you how many meters you missed. - Wow!
- I see! - So you don't know the score...
- And you'll go last? - That's right. - I see!
- I see. Interesting.
- 4-7...
- Let's go! - You just didn't do it...
- 4-7... - Ready...
- Oh! - Huh?!
I feel like it's short.
It's short.
Dada-dada-out!
- Correct! - Whoa!
- But we don't know. - Yeah.
- But I feel like we went too far. - Yeah.
When you saw it, you were like, "Huh?"
- We lost a lot of points, didn't we? - Yeah, we might have lost a lot of points.
- It depends on how you feel. - Yeah.
But if it's less than 1m, we'll definitely find out.
- Can you say 51m? - OK.
Do they really think we're people of this level?
Ready...
- Go! - Go!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- Looks like it'll be tough. - Yeah.
- Ready and... - Ready and...
- Short! - Just!
- I can't do it. - When you said "just" 50m ago, I was pretty tired.
- Really? - I'll say "short."
- I'm confident in "just," so I'll believe you. - Can you say it?
- Ndeout! - Bunigata!
- Yes! - Nice!
- You're good! - You're good!
- We don't have a lot of points, do we? - I don't think we do.
- OK, final round! - OK!
- I don't know if we're winning or losing, but... - Final round!
- It's decided! - It's decided!
FINAL ROUND
- It's the last one. - It's the last one.
We said we'd do it if it was 3,000m, but...
- It's too tight. - It's too tight.
- Should we do it for real? - Yeah.
It's the last one.
- Should we do the long or short one? - That's...
- Should we go with the long one at the end? - No.
- Let's go with 60cm then. - No, it'll be too long...
- Last one! - Yeah!
- On your marks... get set...
- Wow, you're fast. - Aargh!
- Well, shall we say it together? - Yeah.
- On your marks... - Just! - Just!
- Eyes! - Eyes!
- Long or short? - I have long eyes.
I thought they were short.
- Well, if we're all in, then you're not Just, right? - What!?
- You fool! - Aaargh!
- Boo, boo, boo, boo! - Are you a blind person?!
- Boo, boo, boo, boo! - You can't say it either?!
- I don't know! - I can't say it either!
- I don't know! - I don't know!
- Last one! - Last one!
- Earlier, when we decided on 51m, they guessed it was short. - That's right.
- I'm 50m. - They think it's short even if it's long.
- Earlier, I thought it was 49m at 51m, but it was 52m. - I see.
- They guessed it was 2m. - This is the last round.
- 52m. - On your mark, get set...
- Last round! - Get set...
- Who will win?
- Good job! - Good job!
- On your mark... - On your mark...
- Short! - Short!
- I don't know anymore! - It's okay, it's short.
- I wanted to go for it at the end. - Yeah.
- There's a chance it's 40m. - You can't tell the difference.
- On your mark... - On your mark...
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- I see. - It's over.
- It's over.
- Good job. - Good job.
- The result is... - The 4th team got - 16 points.
- The 1st team got - 19 points.
- Wow! - Wow!
- The 1st team won! - Yeah!
- Damn it! - The last one got 50?
- The last one got 52, right? - 52, huh?
- I didn't expect it to be so short. - I didn't expect it at all.
- I felt it was too short. - It's too short.
- I made it 8 or 9 times longer, but I was told it would be shorter.
- I got it right. - You got it right.
- I got it right, didn't I? - It was fun.
- It was a good game. - It was a good game.
- I'm glad we got it right in the end. - It's hard to tell from 3 meters away.
- I was moved by my own feeling. - Yeah.
- We ran for 50 meters from elementary school to high school. - Yeah, it's amazing.
- It's crazy to think that 3 meters have changed a lot. - Yeah, it's crazy.
- I probably won't be late from now on. - You're right.
- 3 meters have changed a lot, but I'll be late. - Stay at a place 50 meters away from the police station.
- Stay at a place 50 meters away from the studio. - Stay at a place 50 meters away from the train station.
- Then I won't be late from now on.
- It's closed. - It happens sometimes, doesn't it?
- We're looking for a place to stay in the airport like this. - Even though we're staying somewhere else.
- Because of my ability as a tourist agency manager. - Yes.
- It's our chance. - Our accident.
- We're going to use "tonoyendo" today.
- "Tonoyendo"? - "Tonoyendo"!
Ending from "tonoyendo"